supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

  1. white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
  2. white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

writing tip #975:

gr8writingtips:

don’t wait for ideas, search for them. find them everywhere. i hid 67 in your town, get to them before someone else does

writing tip #978:

gr8writingtips:

base your fantasy species on existing real life stereotypes 

namara-ashina:

SASKIA DREW ME SOME WONDERFUL KHARTHUR FOR MY COMMISSION AND I SIMPLY CAN’T! LOOK AT HOW PRETTY IT IS!

namara-ashina:

SASKIA DREW ME SOME WONDERFUL KHARTHUR FOR MY COMMISSION AND I SIMPLY CAN’T! LOOK AT HOW PRETTY IT IS!

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